- Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
- Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
- Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
- Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
How could I NOT put this on here?
oh my god lol
I cant even. My Lion King enthusiast is coming out
so good….I wish….so much want….they’re so good….ahhhh
One of my favorite parts about this book was that everything had meaning. Every metaphor was orchestrated with such beauty.
For example, the epigraph. It’s fake. It’s fake and it’s all about wooing women with money and extravagance and it’s a metaphor for everything to come. It’s just dripping with poetic significance and literary genius and it fits so perfectly with the rest of the novel. Nothing in this book was done without a reason. It’s beautiful.
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We’re one of the top teams in the nation right now, too! You should totally join up!
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LOL, I GET IT, REEBOK, BECAUSE YOUR WORK OUT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE IS NOT A HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS OR ANYTHING, SURE!
is this a real ad
ughh why
The unfortunate part is that this is technically good advertising. Reebok knows its consumer group, and it’s largely meathead guys.
Also unfortunately, I can’t just stop wearing my Reebok gym shorts when I go biking - I’m pretty sure there are laws against biking in underwear…At the very least, there’s pain involved.
(Source: shimmycocopuffsss)